Total Medals Earned: 217 (From 54 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,125 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/270 points)
Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/325 points)
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Medals Earned: 8/8 (150/150 points)
Medals Earned: 1/12 (25/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/160 points)
Medals Earned: 2/8 (35/235 points)
Medals Earned: 5/9 (50/105 points)
Medals Earned: 2/11 (20/395 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/120 points)
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Last up to day 15.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Reach a score of 1 million
Finish the three tutorial levels
Play and finish 5 different custom levels
Create your own level (must add at least five objects)
Rate 5 custom levels
Fire your cannon 250 times
Finish all levels
Fire three 100% shots in a row
Earn gold ranking on level 2 by only firing one ball
Clear level 15 with a ball that does not touch walls or floor
Earn at least silver rank on all levels
Earn gold rank on all levels
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Crush the Space Shuttle
Reach level 2 [easy]
First time training
Beat Draiga
Completed all the quests in Camp Gizbo.
Congratulations! You beat the game!
Unlocked 20 chests with Lock Pick or Skeleton Keys.
Have 5 gold or more at one point in the game.
Lucky enough to loot a rare world drop!
You are fully capable of Awesome Combos
You have mastered the Art of Multi-hit Combos
Your Slicing skills are up to par with the greatest
You use your surroundings wisely
You can kill things with style. Bravo.
You are a master of Jutsu Techniques
You used the stage traps to your advantage
You collect anything with a sharp, murderous edge
You get sh*t done.
Finished Level 2
Finished Level 1
Finished level 3 and Defeated Boss 1.
Finished Level 7
Finished Level 4
Finished Level 5
Finished Level 6 and Defeated Boss 2.
Finished Level 10 and Defeated Boss 3.
Finished Level 9
Finished Level 8
Completed the game.
Beat the game.
Read all the signs.
Get all the coins.
Kill all the enemies.
Don't take damage.
